daughterofsatan:

ｄａｏｋｏ. GIRL

Everything I touch crumbles down in this imaginary world
How many times have I rebuilt it?

bookoflostthings:

Meowy Catmas!

hatingongodot:

My brother: What’s air ‘bnb’ stand for?

Me: oh a b&b is a bed and br–

My brother: Bungeons and Bragons

yurensohn:

yurensohn:

Mason was curious what I was unwrapping and it was bubblegum, so i let him sniff aND HE REALLY DIDN’T LIKE IT

D I S G U S T

iridessence:

thereflectioneternal:

aelfcynn:

May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.

can’t pass up this kinda karma

and in your size

wheatley-blogs:

it was an honor being horny with you all

straycatj:

家主は…オレがしょうじにシワをつけたと？

Hey landlady, do you say I crinkled this paper slide door?

むー……

Hmmmm……

そうですよ！オレですよ！オレがやりましたよ！

That’s true! I did! I crinkled this!

bookish-ocelot:

shiftythrifting:

For all your dink award needs, Value Village in Lynnwood, Wa

Big Dink Energy

furrysappho:

zonerbonerz:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

ftagn:

reddyrabbit:

itsaarnie:

pissbabyanarchist:

king-of-the-heel:

pissbabyanarchist:

bookvideogamemaniac:

daily-garfield:

07/23/83

WHAT???? I NEED CONTEXT

Dude there are 6 Garfield strips that explain Garfield is actually an abandoned cat dying alone of starvation in an apartment and all the food and friends are in their head.

UR JOKING

What the fuck

Incorrect. Jim Davis has gone on record saying that the Halloween strips were a nightmare. This is also supported by OUR Garfield being canonically Garfield’s overall 8th Life.

As told in “Garfield: His 9 Lives”, Garfiled was born behind an Italian Resturant, was caught eating the Lasagna, was placed in the same pet shop as Odie (Who was established as being Garfield’s eternal rival through all his lives), and was adopted by Jon. Garfield will live long enough to see his GrandKittens.

Also, as for Garfield’s amazing powers that you constantly see here and elsewhere?

That’s what God looks like at the beginning of “Garfield: His 9 Lives”.

Garfield is, canonically, an Avatar of God.

Garfield is an eldritch being, pass it on!

no really what the fuck

We’ve finally unlocked Garfield the Deals Warlock’s backstory

@dear-rosencrantz

aprilsnardini:

how come we’re always forced to choose between kids and a job??? i dont want either

panic-volkushka:

Clients’ names and personal information have been omitted to retain their privacy.

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kingofthehilltoday:

It’s energy sword sunday I tell you h’what.

softgirl:

My mother

powerburial:

babies cant even hit a bong on their own. you have to light it for them